Man, dudes down in auto Row all straight up laughed in my fizzle, sayin' map crap bout unpaid apprenticeship and trade school. I ain't need that noize. put that noize in a baggie and pop it by a fool, yo. I know when I'm wastin' my long and short handzz.
on the way home I figga'd it out: I'm goin-2 set up a clown company, you know, but awesome clowns! kid parties always need some kinda clown, but parents know a traditional clown cold eats a peter, so they goin' want a clown that is with tha timezz. Peep this: I'm settin' up a costume and bizness card so's I can be Chortlezz Tha Klown, a Modern Klown with an Uncommon Attitude. Kidz these days are way smarter than they uzed 2b, and I can make hella jokes based on music I know they like and all the xBox they be playin'. When parents get a wind of this one, my days be booked, all.
Sunday, February 27, 2005
Sunday, February 20, 2005
Thinkin' 'bout mah jobbz prospect
Uncle Ray says if I'm gonna quit school I got to have a good jobbah lined up and get tha GED. GED is this piece of paper that has a math problem ons, yo, and you got to sign your name sayin' you agree. They ain't no ceremony.
So's I might tool it on down to auto row and see if I can line up some action detailin' cars. I ain't speak of no washin' the hubcaps, I mean pinstripin', airbrushin', mad applyin' custom decal workzz. If it turns out I'm tha shizzit, I 'll open my own place, Smuckles Concepts. Yep, already got a name for it. I ain't gon' be no scientist, yo, but ain't no scientist makin' any money that I ever heard of. Pinstripin' brings in tha hundos.
So's I might tool it on down to auto row and see if I can line up some action detailin' cars. I ain't speak of no washin' the hubcaps, I mean pinstripin', airbrushin', mad applyin' custom decal workzz. If it turns out I'm tha shizzit, I 'll open my own place, Smuckles Concepts. Yep, already got a name for it. I ain't gon' be no scientist, yo, but ain't no scientist makin' any money that I ever heard of. Pinstripin' brings in tha hundos.
Thursday, February 03, 2005
WELCOME TO RETARD MANSION
Damn but uncle Ray has another Ode Fokes party goin' on upstairs, all with his dirtle crew handling tha bev and making a reference to tha B.L.N. years, completely laughing about Eddie Murphy. Murphy is a stone suck, ode fokez, he ain't no kind of live wire, all greenscreening his shizzo off trying to make Doctor Doolittle or something, completely getting cancer around the edges of his body.
yo I heard this dogg Mitch Hedberg on live 105 comedy clips and he played it right, completely on tha screwed game.
yo I heard this dogg Mitch Hedberg on live 105 comedy clips and he played it right, completely on tha screwed game.
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