Tuesday, December 04, 2007

K.L.I.T.Z. - B - R.E.D.D.Y.?

Yo yo so sheck it an deck it! Pitty pie driva' ol' jobba @ Colonel Luigi's dip-dived when tha place went outta business (Col L stone diggz on coke-kayyne lately, hell of opened a jizzoint in Bevmo Hillz an lost it like all threah of he'z jizzointz) so I wuz sittin' on some grandz wonderin' what up Nexxtel. Cold fresh start of a new hiphop Qrew, doh. Ladies an gentlemenzz, R U reddy for:

K.L.I.T.Z. - B - R.E.D.D.Y.?

Stone bisqkit but let me cite why we R thaa rulez of order: we R tha first hip hop act 2 end in a queztion mark, 'N' plus tambien tha first hip hop act 2 ask a ? to a clit directly in tha naaaayme

future iz de oro SO c u l8r lonely fat jane wit da linger finger

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Pumpjack Clitty

Wutz it UP and werez it BIN summa krew!

Stil kol-klikkity wit da piazza-pie flumpity-flunk jobba, hella crookin' mad cash at Colonel Luigi's, mad at all anglez. An now mush be spizzanin' on tha beef /n Molly weddin'. Too sad, coulda' clocked dat perkitious aazzzzzzzzzzz. Wuz a fine 1.

Plunkin' tha grosslicious lineup 'a bryydesmaidz gonna keep dis flumpa' in unrolled rubbaz and taken-off titey-whiteys 4 a week!

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Pizza pie drivin' jabbah killz it

Yo 2 "u," gotz me some fyyyyyn gig droppin' off de hot steamzin' pizza p-p-p-pyyyez at the house of a dude who is hongry. They dudez are so hongry in tha winter ta-hyme, they mad grobble on much pyez, an i be workin' sometimes til de l8 hour of 3:15. Colonel Luigi's, which b the place of mah employ (ownah Luigi Wong iz half I-talian -n- half Of The Chineze), got much lax rulezz bout claimin' yo tip money...so it'z like this: it ain't never look good when a playa bragzz bout havin' twelve grand free an' clear, but oopz there I go.

Gonna run wit diz gig 4 a while longa cuz even when tha loot flow is low, we grabble up the free pyes Luigi B always havin' around. Shyt can get kracked-up krazy but usualy itz aight.

I got twelve G's, why am I buhloggalaggin. Busted open,