shizzito, my damn uncle tryin' to cut in on my weed biz, all! I ain't got that many clients--just Téodor at this early stage, in all franktuality--and it ain't like i need that cheepsty shoppin' around. I got a ruse on, posin' as this crazy azn dude who wants to cap uncle ray 'cause he is a rival drug dealer, the dude already who is on tha block, you know.
I ain't know how long I can keep up tha charade, all. He's buyin' it for now, and tha old doggie gitz bored mad easy, so he'll probably foget he be in tha drug trade by oh let's say Thiddy.
Peace and bombs, toms, I goin' get a mad Ho-Ho bliss on in the pantry!