tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76607722023-11-15T10:58:54.835-08:00Tha Billet!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger60125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-87510622022856589152008-05-04T18:04:00.000-07:002008-05-04T21:53:52.790-07:00Righta's BlokkK.L.I.T.Z. - B - R.E.D.D.Y. wuz a stone flop, no/joke. First of allah, I gotz this mad case 'a writa's block like straight---a---wayz, an' could not ra-hyyme even tinies such az clip and blip, let alone $uch nazzty fare az cilantro an' Toronto (which iz m4d-tite, and I am developin' that 1 in a side project called LimbzBLoose). Then mah loot pile dryyed up like a lick from a snake, an' since I Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-21614566544104990832007-12-04T01:19:00.000-08:002007-12-04T01:52:16.704-08:00K.L.I.T.Z. - B - R.E.D.D.Y.?Yo yo so sheck it an deck it! Pitty pie driva' ol' jobba @ Colonel Luigi's dip-dived when tha place went outta business (Col L stone diggz on coke-kayyne lately, hell of opened a jizzoint in Bevmo Hillz an lost it like all threah of he'z jizzointz) so I wuz sittin' on some grandz wonderin' what up Nexxtel. Cold fresh start of a new hiphop Qrew, doh. Ladies an gentlemenzz, R U reddy for:K.L.I.T.Z.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1641002816064095602007-06-19T17:17:00.000-07:002007-06-19T17:27:22.393-07:00Pumpjack ClittyWutz it UP and werez it BIN summa krew! Stil kol-klikkity wit da piazza-pie flumpity-flunk jobba, hella crookin' mad cash at Colonel Luigi's, mad at all anglez. An now mush be spizzanin' on tha beef /n Molly weddin'. Too sad, coulda' clocked dat perkitious aazzzzzzzzzzz. Wuz a fine 1. Plunkin' tha grosslicious lineup 'a bryydesmaidz gonna keep dis flumpa' in unrolled rubbaz and taken-off Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1170286871049965772007-01-31T15:19:00.000-08:002007-01-31T15:41:11.066-08:00Pizza pie drivin' jabbah killz itYo 2 "u," gotz me some fyyyyyn gig droppin' off de hot steamzin' pizza p-p-p-pyyyez at the house of a dude who is hongry. They dudez are so hongry in tha winter ta-hyme, they mad grobble on much pyez, an i be workin' sometimes til de l8 hour of 3:15. Colonel Luigi's, which b the place of mah employ (ownah Luigi Wong iz half I-talian -n- half Of The Chineze), got much lax rulezz bout claimin' yo Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1160012609270314192006-10-04T18:24:00.000-07:002006-10-04T18:43:29.280-07:00da nhoo jabbahDergz I gotta sum new jabba, Krunk Drunkle Ray been hellz 'a some Niggard Lee at me l8ly, all sayinz' sum softserveproduktdatcomezouttahizazz 'bout response-ho-billity. That shit iz peppa-flavah, 2hot and 2raw, procezzed by a colon, but I gotz 2 werk cuz I got 2 get P41D, son. So yay Charley you azk, what u doin' now 2 make tha printed-on paypah' billz. I stone cold drive a pizza pie 2 a man Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1156231835599652932006-08-22T00:04:00.000-07:002006-08-22T00:30:35.610-07:00lozt m'ah jobbzSumbuddy kold kurmudgeon'd mah N-tire scene, now I B on tha lam from Sandy Lew'z hella Chineez fambly, why I alwayz B on tha runn from AZN peepz. Molly did U stone dickle me, this seemz 2 far 4 even U.Long storeyz B shorteyz, I Had2-Quit mah puncha' @ Stahbukkszibbit even tho I was much climbed on tha payscale ladda' an almos' balancin' on they top stepz where they sticka' say DON'T STAND. I Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1151542429996530022006-06-28T17:45:00.000-07:002006-06-28T17:53:50.056-07:00they Chinezed my azz!Bitch b kraff7y, Molly cold sic'd azn Sandy Lew on me, hella pork produktzz in she jeanz. She mus' B t3llin' Sandy I Is in2 h.e.r., cause next thaAang I knowz Sandy Lew gotz her azn mom and azn pops all into tha StahBuks, compl373ly azkin' why I ain't b an AZN peep. I know Molly cold set that 4ngle up, hellza laughin n pryvate. N0w I got 2 get marriedzz 2 a chineze chick i ain't even like, which Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1147323570307295812006-05-10T21:45:00.000-07:002006-05-10T21:59:30.346-07:00Molly iz codly 2 my pantzfront...4 nowAll de day long Charley scrubbz tha flo'z, fillz up the wooden tonzil-scrapah's wit-what you stir yo' coffee, even risin' up thru de ranks at Stahbukkszibbit to show a lady he can true keep he bond or promiz. Charley got mad clean shirtzz on, clean apron every day, soft shoes to be N a good moodz all 8 hours he be on. I be cold from tha 1920s all so crisp and chazte.But the lady she do not notiz.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1138345766261613842006-01-26T22:46:00.000-08:002006-01-26T23:09:26.313-08:00i B moless'ted by mah Thought$$Diggit doggit + sniggity snoggit. I col' stone wizzerked up tha ladder at Starbukkzzzzz and now mad be proppin' Payscale 2. Shit B golden glue, I even is trussted separatin' the pastries an' puttin them in tha correct display case trayzz. I basically ownz tha comp4ny.Chik chak Molly tha berdie of Roast Beef tha Whackjob cold startin' 2 frizzle me on the pantsfront, cold freestyle-think'n of waxinUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1133430285250515292005-12-01T01:13:00.000-08:002005-12-01T01:44:45.296-08:00beet'm N join'MFaggitUp, I got zactly zero dukes from ma' Suicide Girls photospree. Shit even featured mad pics o' mah joint cold floating at or near the surface of hot tub water. Sucks 2B tha laydees who did not see those photographs, 'cause so many laydees coulda' and shoulda' seen my sweet pecka'.Nerd it, I got 2 take a jyobbh @ starbukks [but put that shine in reverse italics as though a wind gesture blow'dUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1129951305077934072005-10-21T20:11:00.000-07:002005-10-21T20:26:11.476-07:00SG server mus' be BR0k3NDoggz tha logfiles say I got only 1 vue of mah neww-stylezz joint-o-vision photo set on Suicide Girls, which lead me to B-leave thatt they server be krap'd-on and entirely kaput. Tha set wuz sexksy-insaaaane: I cold stood in the hot tub, pulled mah short-pantzz aside, and aimed my Nokia down in that place to snap mad-erotik piczz. It iz m-possible 2 say how hott the GIFs of mah joint were, usin' Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1128753452004275702005-10-07T23:22:00.000-07:002005-10-07T23:37:32.010-07:00I B a SuicideGirls modelCheck it don't wreck it, allz - Charley S (aka Icky Skillz) b a model at Suicide Girls, aka tha qinky site where tha qinky young laydeez be showin' they qinky booty pahhtz an' tittles wit dey nipple-ringz. Sanford and Son would get much wood, they see so much junk and metal.Befo' you get all wicked-confused an barf all over yosef' in confusion, please allow me 2 ex-plain that they got a new Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1127447854479351322005-09-22T20:43:00.000-07:002005-09-22T20:57:34.486-07:00Anchovies ain't crappyBologgo Doggo's: I up and knew that anchovies would taste mightily of crud-ass, but in tyyme it wuz re-vealed un2 me that these bad little fishes be little mouth citizens. Crapple (Uncle Ray) stone dicked up some little white anchovies on famous small bread wit' guac an that nasty ol' was a damn tasty! Only other tyyme i gotz near the oily fishez wuz when Kumar's dad cold fucxed up a pizza we Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1125126410141629192005-08-26T23:54:00.000-07:002005-08-27T00:07:54.433-07:00Onstad be blowed by DudezH.M.S.X.U.E.L.Z. SUMR.CAMP, aka CHRIS ONSTAD, raunch fogeyed tha dope, straight lyyed 2 me about gettin' paid fo' my p[oems]. Word dick had me all junk-firm on publishin' my heartfeldtt wordzz bout CURPETER tha most modern gangsta since EMINEM cold bust a gasket but then he mention he got no more cash, project cold took a nose. TIME magazine or Wired consider Onstad a fucked propysytyn. Well thynUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1121151382459509642005-07-11T03:42:00.000-07:002005-07-11T23:56:22.466-07:00curpeterThis week we get mad into Curpeter and his troubles. we do not mess around wit' sick sortzz of helloes.- - - - -IN FROM THA DAMN RAYYN HE SATUnder tha bridge in the park,Curpeter hidezzHidezz in the huge pipecorrugated, ten feet tall.The rain fall, the cops be on he scent.He figgaz' on two minutes.Still he got he piece.Eat it? Dump it in thee water?Who cares. Curpeter busts out.Mad runs Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1120282790197099852005-07-01T22:24:00.000-07:002005-07-01T22:39:50.203-07:00Mad banked on that last poemzz, all!word it up and around, O-Poop shopped mah last poemzz, tha one about Curpeter the Self-Suiciding Boy and check it! Eminem's agent optioned it for four figures w/a percentage. old agent all said it ain't em's style of writin' but was too good to pass up. O took he 60 cutz which was a cold stang but slipped me my fo-tay and threw down another c-note to dittle off some mo' crazy emotion-based youth Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1119081769448678882005-06-18T05:47:00.000-07:002005-06-18T01:02:49.456-07:00Third tyyme'z a charmsicleAlright so O-manor pulled tha icy one on my last two but he still gotz mad vision of a book by youth poets he can sell to Wired or Time Magazine (both madly important culture pieces, magazines, all). Hell of folks would get interested in tha youth thoughtzz if I could get my shizzler to concentrate up both ways and sing tha mad emotionzz and bleak future which pre-presents itself to mah guangdongUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1117950271229698482005-06-02T19:24:00.000-07:002005-06-04T22:44:31.236-07:00I be tha voice of new youth, alls!yo yo yo, O-dogg dropped another hundo on me this week an said Try Again, he still got the idea that youth of today got to write poems to represent they new stylezz and blend of life. he gonna compile a sick spine 'a the stuff and make it all into WIRED an TIME MAGAZINE an shit, major magazines of this day. so problem is, i got no ideas about new poemzz this week and i'm just gonna run ya down Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1117184552447016882005-05-26T10:44:00.000-07:002005-05-27T02:02:32.453-07:00Hella poems came outta my clam!Ol' mister shitty dropped a c-note on my desk and said to type up some poems on tha double22! I ain't never even seen the holmes before but tha bill checked out so I owe some dude some rhymezz. Check it, peep it, keep it or bleep it. I ain't care 'bout nobody, nowhere! Not by the hair of my rude derriere.HUNDRED DOLLAR POEMCharley has a hundred bucks!He will buy himself some sucks...to beyou, my Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1115798315811581012005-05-11T00:34:00.000-07:002005-05-11T01:01:03.046-07:00I dig on me gewordstra minner.Doggs I got me a dabble, and it be wine, yo. Pimple Ray left he bottle of some grapes out and I cold copped a top. was some action named Gewords tra-minor or other fancy wine terms. Shit be tha damn kanndy of tippin' them back, all like some MD20/20 but widdout that 'stang.I am straight up a person who completely can say wine terms now. If you even get near me I will scream in your face that Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1114764908337328262005-04-28T22:50:00.000-07:002005-04-29T01:55:08.336-07:00summah'z cominwit all the tyyme away from tha damn bookz I goin' cook up some action on my weed angle, yo. got Uncle Ray outta the biz pretty wily, Téodor still a tightey, maybe gonna have him sell to Uncle Ray indirectley thru me. That is tha klassic circuit, all, tha Pyramid. that's how the deuces like old Trump and Fred Mcdonalds make they scratch, by cold existin as a virus.I am gonna make mad bank peddlinUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1113461792955165262005-04-13T22:45:00.000-07:002005-04-13T23:56:32.956-07:00dang uncle Ray tryin' to muscle my sideline!shizzito, my damn uncle tryin' to cut in on my weed biz, all! I ain't got that many clients--just Téodor at this early stage, in all franktuality--and it ain't like i need that cheepsty shoppin' around. I got a ruse on, posin' as this crazy azn dude who wants to cap uncle ray 'cause he is a rival drug dealer, the dude already who is on tha block, you know.I ain't know how long I can keep up tha Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1112343215044942242005-04-01T00:02:00.000-08:002005-04-01T00:13:35.046-08:00Fuck tha klown biz!Damn so you can't even get a klown gig in this butt-stylezz town what unless you got in wit tha klown union! they this main agency that got a corner on all klown gigs, an they keep a damn list of all newspaper births and then computer filezz on when the born babies turn two an' shit, they snatch up all tha leads befo' I can book any payouts. It is a stone fuck to make it in this world if you are Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1109584253432450152005-02-27T22:41:00.000-08:002005-02-28T01:50:53.433-08:00Got to rethink tha jobb prospektzzMan, dudes down in auto Row all straight up laughed in my fizzle, sayin' map crap bout unpaid apprenticeship and trade school. I ain't need that noize. put that noize in a baggie and pop it by a fool, yo. I know when I'm wastin' my long and short handzz.on the way home I figga'd it out: I'm goin-2 set up a clown company, you know, but awesome clowns! kid parties always need some kinda clown, but Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660772.post-1108952075664074072005-02-20T20:05:00.000-08:002005-02-20T18:14:35.666-08:00Thinkin' 'bout mah jobbz prospectUncle Ray says if I'm gonna quit school I got to have a good jobbah lined up and get tha GED. GED is this piece of paper that has a math problem ons, yo, and you got to sign your name sayin' you agree. They ain't no ceremony.So's I might tool it on down to auto row and see if I can line up some action detailin' cars. I ain't speak of no washin' the hubcaps, I mean pinstripin', airbrushin', mad Unknownnoreply@blogger.com